To Whom it May Concern,

I am a female and devout reader of your magazine, and I have decided
to write you over something I saw in your magazine that appalls me to
no end.

In the March of 2007 issue of Hot Rod's Bike Works, there is an
article on Sportster Maintenance...  written by Taryn Funcheon.

Didn't she have a funnel?  Isn't there ANYTHING else in her house that
would have worked as a funnel?  A stiletto shoe?!  These are the kind
of things that girls do, to disgrace the rest of us.  These are the
things that girls do, that make men want us to stay out of the shop!

It's an OIL CHANGE not a fashion show.  Next time...  just use a
funnel, ok?  There is absolutely NO good reason for that fluff in a
motorcycle magazine.

Thank you for your time.  

Actually, I would like to contact "stiletto girl"... not only does this ingenious idea totally outclass a rolled up newspaper, it shows that even Cali chicks (originally from Florida) can succumb to the trendiness and indulgence of L.A.  More power to the stiletto killers of the world.  Anti-strippers unite!

T (only) - contact me at efuncheon.cox.net - miss u n adore u!